1. When someone messes with me while I’m eating


  2. When my friend asks when I last had sex.

    I’m like:


  3. When I just don’t give a care.


  4. When I get mad at my computer.


  5. When someone asks if they can have some of my food.

    I’m like:


  6. When my friends and I go out.


  7. When I wake up with a hangover.

    It’s like:


  8. When I deal with ignorant people.


  9. When my friend and I talk about our horrible coworker.


  10. When bad things happen to me.

    I’m like:


  11. When someone thinks I’m mean.


  12. When I take a break from work.


  13. When someone asks me stupid questions.



  14. When I answer my cellphone.


  15. When I go from work mode to party mode.

    It’s like: